SCREEN: What if Horror Film Characters Made Good Choices (Happy Halloween!)
by Jon "Law" Heredia
A woman conveniently slipping while she’s running away from a serial killer. A group of hormonal teenagers deciding to check out a creepy cabin in the middle of the woods. Sorority sisters bravely deciding to play the Ouija Board in their dorm — All telltale signs to say “hell no” and walk away or run fast. But this doesn’t happen in Hollywood. Hollywood horror scripts are premised on characters making very very bad decisions. Here’s a hilarious clip showing the converse hypothetical…walking away from very bad signs of bloody murder. Just in time for Halloween! Enjoy!