Tina Fey for Vice President
by Winston "Stone" Ford
Tina Fey nails it again as Sarah Palin for the second week in a row, and to be quite honest, she could’ve just said Palin’s responses from the real interview word for word and it would’ve been just as funny.
Word on the street is that the McCain camp might force Palin’s knocked up daughter to marry her “fiancee” a week or so before the election to somehow get some sympathy votes for McCain. Seriously? We don’t need Saturday Night Live to make fun of this anymore.
In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election.
Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. “It would be fantastic,” said a McCain insider. “You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week.”
The scary part is….it’s true. Americans loves them some weddings, and the People Magazine/TMZ/Entertainment Tonight specials would dominate the airwaves while people lose their houses and soldiers die in Iraq. The sad part is, that this is the decision making process of the people who claim that they are ready to lead our country. Whatever.
If Obama doesn’t win, I’m moving to Costa Rica.
In better news…..Obama had a great interview with Sway on MTV (via Different Kitchen: