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Intern Season

by Winston "Stone" Ford

So most of y’ll know I really can’t stand a lot of women in DC. I don’t want to generalize, but a lot of women in DC have serious attitude problems and entitlement issues. Just because you got an advanced degree from Howard doesn’t mean that the world owes you any favors.

Me and my homie Sofi pondered this whole lack of down to earth DC women atop the roof of the Palms Las Vegas last year, and the only thing we could attribute it to is the higher than average lead content in our water. I’ve traveled all over the country and I find DC women to be the most stuck up women I’ve ever met, next to LA and Miami.

So yeah, DC is home to some of the meanest women possible. There is a severe lack of down to earth females around here, except for around three months out of the year in what I like to call intern season.

I don’t want to come off as one of those “I get older they all stay the same dudes,” cause it’s not like that. I just like to be around women who are cool, chill, and down to earth, and the interns give me that experience. How many times are you going to have 5 girls from California cook you a full dinner at 4 in the morning? Seriously?

Personally, I’m getting too old for that ish (most of the “interns” I date now are in grad school), but its still one of the many perks of living in the metro area.

So for all you interns…..WELCOME TO DC!!


  • http://www.imageyenation.com Lady Glock

    I know we’ve had this conversation before…and we’ll probably have it a few more times.

    But as a laid back, chill woman who was born and raised in DC and its surrounding urrreas…I have to disagree with you.

    Keep in mind also that a lot of women who now live in DC are not actually ORIGINALLY from DC. So are you talking about the born DCers or are you talking about the DC-via-Wisconsiners?

  • http://thecouchsessions.com Stone

    Well, it’s the nature of the city that produces these attitudes, and that’s the problem. So when you see a boatload of women who don’t share the same entitlement issues then it’s a breath of fresh air :)

  • http://www.afropunk.com/community/ Michael in LA

    Since you though LA under the bus along w/DC & Miami, let me say this – there are plenty of around the way working class sistas who are down to earth and laid back. If you hang with “trying to get into the entertainment industry” types here in LA or the “trying to be a Senate staffer” crew in DC – what do you expect? The sista who is a RN at the county hospital or ‘ol girl who teaches 5th grade around the corner from your house is cool as hell. For real…

    And I’d be freaked out if some chick was in my pad cooking at 4am. If you’re that hungry we can roll out to the Pantry, it’s open 24 hours…

  • himalaya

    sounds like you need to step your game up playa!!

  • http://www.imageyenation.com Lady Glock

    See Stone…Michael in LA knows.

    And that was a damn good conversation we had about this.

  • DeAnna

    can i ask in what city are the “cool and down to earth” chicks located at?

  • http://thecouchsessions.com Stone

    So yeah, I figured out how you can quanitify the whole situation with DC women…

    Eye Contact…

    DC Women don’t make eye contact and when I try to initiate contact, I usually get a look of either 1.) A brisk turning away of the head, signaling “no,” or 2.) Looking at me like i’m a crackhead, or 3.) A blank stare..the “why are you looking at me??” look. This is consistent whether the girl is Black, White, etc…

    Contrast that with the ladies of New York…there was seriously a time when I made eye contact with a girl from a block away when I was walking through Brooklyn. A block…..no lie. Ended up being a cool “down to earth” girl too :)

    And Michel, for the most part, I work in Government IT, so I’m always downtown in DC in what’s called the Federal Center, so for the most part, I can only quantify my experiences on my surroundings.

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