Things you learn at 5 AM

Music

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Terrence Howard is in Mary J. Blige’s video for “Be Without You”

Darryl “D.M.C.” McDaniels has a song out with Sarah McLachlen? I totally missed this. It’s called “Just Like Me” and Sarah McLachlen is singing the refrain from the Harry Chapin song “Cat’s in the Cradle.” Also Gary Dourdan is in the video

The word “Bootylicious” is in the dictionary and Beyonce ain’thappy about it.

All those music videos that have the triple split screen (i.e. videos by Ne-Yo, LL Cool J, etc) need to stop.

That really is 50 Cent in Pink’s “Stupid Girls” video.

I'm still trying to figure out what Prince means when he says “U be screamin like a white lady when I count 2 3.” Cause I didn’tknow there was a difference.

Cartoon Network shows episodes of The Super Globetrotters.

The band Morningwood has a song in an American Eagle Outfitters commercial.

And finally, Chuck Norris can make a car flip over by just staring at it. He will also roundhouse kick you in the head for fuckin with him. Cause Chuck Norris is WALKER TEXAS RANGER.