Because Being The Most Famous Mooch Just Wasn't Enough

by Lady Glock

Kevin Federline, one half of America's most white trash couple, is really going through with this whole rap thing.. One of the tracks from his upcoming album The Truth was posted on the internet by his producer, Disco D. And it is as we all expected. He sucks. Hardcore.

A line from his song “Y'all Ain't Ready”: “Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead,” And later: “”People always asking me when's the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin' me.”

Yeah. I got nothing. The lyrics speak for themselves.

Honestly, I'd hate to be a guy who's only claim to fame was that I impregnated my way to the top. Seriously. That would totally suck.