If Mary Kate and Ashley were Hitler Fans…



So the other night, I was trying to do some work on a paper, when, about 5 seconds apart, two people IM me and tell me to turn on ABC. Now a) I was in a cafe where there was no TV and b) even if I was at home, my TV does not work. So I asked what was so special on ABC.

Apparently, on ABC Primetime, there was a story about two thirteen year old sisters named Lamb and Lynx Gaede. These two blonde, blue eyed girls make up the rising pop group “Prussian Blue”. They are also the new faces of the Neo-Nazi/White Power movement.

Now, you might wonder…where would two sweet precious things like these ever get such crazy ideas? Well folks this is where the homeschooling system fails. Their mom teaches them “history” with a unique twist and dad keeps stuff like swastikas laying around the house. And I'm assuming that their parents don't let them out much (too many non-white folks running round Bakersfield, CA) and they probably can't watch tv (cause lord knows those Jews own the media), so it's no wonder that their pop music would be like this. I mean the cows on thier farm even have Swastikas branded on their backsides. To quote the ever popular Mel Brooks movie Blazing Saddles: “You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know…Morons.”

Morons or not, Prussian Blue (which is an homage to their German roots), has some big fans. David Duke, former presidential candidate, Ku Klux Klan grand wizard and the ultimate hater of all things not white, has been using the girls to gain a younger following in the white supremacist movement. And with their cute as a button faces and catchy song titles like “I Will Bleed For You” and “Aryan Man Awake”, it makes me wonder if it will actually work. The White Supremacist movement has actually been on a decline as of late, so it's thanks to networks like ABC that these people still get the attention they so desire. But from what I've read from the online article version of the show, it seems that ABC also has a very tongue-in-cheek approach to this subject. I could be wrong though…

And while it does concern me that there are musical groups like this one out there preaching hate, there is one thing I can say for sure. The second these girls hit 18 and are out from under their parents control, they are gonna be out there getting as many black and/or Jewish guys as they can. You know it's true.